swamprat.wav

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Ivanova: We've just received a message for you from Captain Maynard of the Cortez. It's... uhm... rather rude sir...
Sheridan: Rude?
Ivanova: Unless all your friends call you 'Swamprat'...
Sheridan: [laughing] Ah, that's an old nickname and a long story.

stinky.wav

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Ivanova: Captain? I believe your friend 'Stinky' has arrived...

cmaking.wav

length: 10s | size: 112KB

Maynard: This is some kind of setup you're running here, John...
Sheridan: Big, beautiful and crazymaking! More going on here every minute of every day than anywhere else I've ever served!

monitor.wav

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Franklin: And Mr. Garibaldi, I will be monitoring you. Closely!

firstday.zip

length: 19s | size: 112KB

Sheridan: The Narn and Centauri were at each others throats. The Vorlons had some kind of an agenda that no one can understand. The Minbari leadership hated me immediately and unconditionally and Ambassador Delenn was hibernating in some kind of a cocoon! And that was just the end of the first day!

july12.wav

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Sheridan: Well, there was that time when you took leave on Mars and that dancer as I recall!
Maynard: Captain Sheridan!
Sheridan: Yes, Captain Maynard?
Maynard: July 12th, 2253?
Sheridan: Oh? Forget I said anything... forget I said anything!
[all laughing]

dietpart.zip

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Franklin: No meat, no fat, lots of vegetables.
Sheridan: Rabbit food!
Franklin: Well, it's only for a little while, Captain... We'll get those ten pounds off in no time.
Sheridan: Who's 'we'?
Franklin: Well, a doctor and his patient are a team, Captain. Don't you agree?
Sheridan: Sure! And since we're a team - why don't you do the 'diet' part?

borders.wav

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Ivanova: All my life I fought against imperialism! Now, suddenly I AM the expanding Russian frontier!
Franklin: But with very nice borders.

cities.wav

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Sheridan: I command starships, Susan, not cities in space!

genepool.wav

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Sheridan: They have turned me into a bureaucrat, a politician! Now, I tell you one thing: If the primates that we came from had known that some day politicians would come out of the genepool they'd stayed up in the trees and written evolution off as a bad idea!

diet.wav

length: 7s | size: 80KB

Sheridan: This is all his [Garibaldi] fault, you know?
Garibaldi: Wait a minute!
Ivanova: I agree! This whole diet thing...
Garibaldi: Foodplan!
Sheridan/Ivanova: Whatever!

blessing.wav

length: 12s | size: 135KB

Sheridan: An old friend of mine once quoted me an ancient Egyptian blessing. 'God be between you and harm in all the empty places where you must walk.'

rightpl.wav

length: 18s | size: 197KB

Sheridan: What makes you think this is the right place for me?
Delenn: The universe puts us in places where we can learn. They're never easy places but they are right. Wherever we are is the right place and the right time.

universe.zip

length: 48s | size: 228KB

Delenn: The universe knows what it's doing.
Sheridan: I wish I had your faith in the universe. I just don't see it sometimes.
Delenn: Then I will tell you a great secret, Captain. Perhaps the greatest of all time! The molecules of your body are the same molecules that make up this station and the nebula outside that burn inside the stars themselves. We are starstuff! We are the universe made manifest trying to figure itself out! As we have both learned, sometimes the universe requires a change of perspective.

starstf1.wav

length: 4s | size: 45KB

Delenn: We are starstuff! We are the universe.

starstf2.wav

length: 7s | size: 74KB

Sheridan: Starstuff!