univertod.wav

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Sheridan: I didn't know you read Universe Today.
Delenn: After our last encounter with your reporters I felt that I should be more prepared in the future... I find this notion of the press a fascinating sometimes troubling concept.
Sheridan: Join the club.

recycle.wav

length: 6s | size: 63KB

Computer: Credit accepted. Identity confirmed. Please insert issue to be recycled.

preferen.zip

length: 20s | size: 141KB

Computer: Express preferences.
Sheridan: Standard preferences. Oh, and include more detailed information on the sixth game of the world series.
Computer: Stand by. Preparing personalized edition of Universe Today - your best source of information on events shaping the universe around us.
Sheridan: All yours...

eyeonm.zip

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Delenn: Minbari respect the privacy of others. We're not prying into their affairs to express undue curiosity...
Computer: Unable to insert "Eye On Minbari" section. Do you wish to accept edition anyway?
Delenn: Uhm, yes. Yes, I do.
Sheridan: "Eye On Minbari"?
Delenn: It is good to know what your people are thinking and saying about my people and I, uhm, often learn things about my own world before I'm told what I need to know and no more.

trees.zip

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Sheridan: You know what I miss? What I haven't seen in almost four years?
Garibaldi: What's that?
Sheridan: Trees.
Garibaldi: Well, we've got a whole bunch of fruit-trees in the orchard...
b>Sheridan: No, it's not the same. I'm talking big, hunk and solid, massive trees that've had their roots deep in the earth for centuries... you know, redwoods, firs, pines - trees, you know what I'm talking about? I miss 'em. -- All clear? So what's up?

stubborn.wav

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Ivanova: You know I have been nothing but compassionate and understanding. I mean, all you had to do is that you were wrong and I was right and everything would have been fine.
Talia: You are the most stubborn...

who.wav

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Franklin: Do you want me to call you when she's awake?
Garibaldi: Yes, sure. I'll let the captain know the situation soon as I uh--- whoa, wait a second! I know her. It's Lyta.
Franklin: Who?

lyta.zip

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Garibaldi: Lyta Alexander. She was the first commercial telepath assigned to Babylon 5 a little over two years ago. She arrived January 3, 2257, she left about 6 weeks later.
Sheridan: Didn't last long. Was there a problem?
Garibaldi: Yeah, I suppose you could say that... She arrived here the day before Ambassador Kosh came aboard from the Vorlon Empire, only somebody tried to kill him as soon as he stepped off his ship. Lyta agreed to scan him to try and save his life. She couldn't see what was inside his encounter-suit but she did manage to get into Koshes mind, the only human who has ever done it and survived.
Sheridan: What did she see?
Garibaldi: She thought she saw Commander Sinclair trying to kill Kosh. Turns out it was somebody using a changeling net to impersonate him. Still, the accusation almost ruined his career.
Sheridan: And you haven't heard anything from her since?
Garibaldi: She and the doctor who operated on Kosh were recalled to Earth a few weeks later. After the scan she was never quite the same. It's hard to explain but from that day on she was never quite right anymore.

traitor.wav

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Lyta: I wanna see Captain Sheridan, now! And the rest, I wanna see everyone altogether and I don't want to be alone with any of you!
Franklin: Why?
Lyta: Just give him a message, tell him that someone here, one of you, is a traitor! And I can prove it!

vrlspace.wav

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Lyta: Since that time I've been trying to get into Vorlon space.
Garibaldi: Vorlons don't allow anyone inside their borders. Those who try don't come back.
Lyta: I know.

programd.wav

length: 12s | size: 132KB

Lyta: I will just send the password and see what happens.
Sheridan: My people will object properly to having their loyalty questioned.
Lyta: It's not a question of loyalty! Whoever it is doesn't know they've been programmed!

noinhell.wav

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Sheridan: Comments anyone?
Ivanova: Does the phrase 'No way in hell' ring a bell?

butt1.zip

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Sheridan: Why is it every time you finally get things calmed down and everything's going great, life decides to kick you in the butt!
Delenn: But what?
Sheridan: What?
Delenn: You said, that 'life decides to kick you but...' ?
Sheridan: No, no... it's uhm, it's a part of the body... it's uhm, oh you have the damnest gaps in your vocabulary...

butt2.wav

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Delenn: Butt, butt... I butt, you butt, he or she butt?
Sheridan: No, it's uhm...
Delenn: Butt butt, butt butt.
Sheridan: You sound like a motorboat!
Delenn: Motor-butt?

butthing.zip

length: 92s | size: 432KB

[the whoooooole thing! - just love it.]
Delenn: Are you alright?
Sheridan: Yeah, I'm fine! - Actually I'm not fine! It's been one hell of a day, ambassador.
Delenn: Do you wish to talk about it?
Sheridan: No. - Why is it every time you finally get things calmed down and everything's going great, life decides to kick you in the butt!
Delenn: But what?
Sheridan: What?
Delenn: You said, that 'life decides to kick you but...' ?
Sheridan: No, no... it's uhm, it's a part of the body... it's uhm, oh you have the damnedest gaps in your vocabulary...
Delenn: In preparing to come here I was not taught the more, uhm, colorful aspects of your language. It was considered inappropriate for one of the religious caste.
Sheridan: Well, you're missing out on a lot.
Delenn: So I gather - Butt, butt... I butt, you butt, he or she butt?
Sheridan: No, it's uhm...
Delenn: Butt butt, butt butt.
Sheridan: You sound like a motorboat!
Delenn: Motor-butt? I do not think I like the sound of that...
Sheridan: Well, I don't blame ya... I'm against the whole idea...
Delenn: Then we are in agreement?
Sheridan: Absofraggin'lutely...
Delenn: There, you see?
Sheridan: What?
Delenn: Something has gone your way today... it's the way the universe works, waits just a little while and the wheel turns.

onlyone.wav

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Ivanova: Damn it, Talia, I don't know who I can trust anymore...
Talia: It's funny, I felt the same way lately. So I've come to the decision that there is ony one person on this station that I can trust implicitly - you.

botherme.wav

length: 18s | size: 196KB

Sheridan: Great, this is just great! You know? I almost had myself convinced that she was wrong and now this happens!
Ivanova: Captain, with all due respects this does still not prove anything...
Sheridan: No? Who knew she was here, ha? You, me, Garibaldi, Franklin and a few other people! So who pulled the trigger?!?!
Ivanova: I don't know!
Sheridan: Neither do I! And that's what's bothering me!

buh.wav

length: 11s | size: 123KB

Garibaldi: Buh. Got'cha! [laughing]
Sheridan: Michael! If you ever do that to me again...
Garibaldi: I just couldn't help myself...

kumbaja.wav

length: 14s | size: 152KB

Sheridan: Now look at us! This is exactly what Psi Corps wants! They want us paranoid, afraid of each other! Divide and conquer, it's the oldest rule in the book, you know that!
Garibaldi: I guess it wouldn't be a good time for me to suggest we all join hands and sing 'Kumbaja'?
Sheridan: Mr. Garibaldi!

blewcov.wav

length: 14s | size: 164KB

Talia: She blew my cover! You're dead. You hear me? You're dead!
Sheridan: Get her out of here! Put her under house arrest!
Talia: The Corps Is Mother, The Corps Is Father! You're dead, Lyta Alexander! We'll find you! The Corps will find you!

justme.wav

length: 18s | size: 200KB

Ivanova: I know this isn't your fault. I hope somewhere there's a part of you that can still hear me?
Talia: Always the romantic. The program is complete. The Talia you knew no longer exsists. There's just me.