badjoke.wav

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Regent: What is more dangerous than a locked room full of angry Narns?
Vir: I don't know... what is more dangerous than a locked room full of angry Narns?
Regent: One angry Narn with the key!
Vir: Ah... yeah... [stupid joke]

unprep.wav

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Ivanova: Same thing, night after night. One bad dream after another. You know, I get the one where your teeth are breaking off or falling out and you wake up going "ahhh!"?
Sheridan: Oh yeah, I know that one...
Ivanova: Or you're lost in a maze somewhere or I'm some place where I've never been before. This morning I dreamt that I walked into C&C totally [naked]... unprepared for my work...
Sheridan: Ah.

naked.wav

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Sheridan: It'll pass. Your subconscious needs to work it all through. Hey, it could be worse. You could be having dreams where you're showing up to work naked!
Ivanova: [choking / laughing] Ha! Ha!
Sheridan: You'd be in real trouble...

8legs.wav

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Londo: I do not like insects! I do not like little brown things with eight legs, I do not like anything with eight legs! Well, except for the Vincini but only because they are terrible at cards... something to do with compound eyes I think... I WANT THIS THING DEAD!

hangup.wav

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Londo: No, don't hang up on me! Don't hang up on me! [Compuer sound] Hung up on me...

ask_dinner.zip

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Sheridan: Good morning, Delenn.
Delenn: Captain... how are things with your government?
Sheridan: For the moment blissfully quiet. At least so far as we're concerned... ah, President Clarke's having a hard time keeping everything bottled up back home, so we're not on the top of his list of priorities right now.
Delenn: The resistance?
Sheridan: Gathering their forces, bringing their people into place... with everybody busy planning their next move, we get a break. It'll be short but I'll take it... which brings me to you.
Delenn: Me?
Sheridan: Yes. Now, everytime that I have seen you lately, we've been in the middle of a crisis, a revolution... I mean, this is the first time in months that it's been this quiet. It won't last, it never does. But as long as it's here... I'd like to see you tonight.
Delenn: [laugh] Are you not seeing me now? I would think that you see me everytime we meet unless I have become translucent or insubstantial and nobody has thought to inform me until now...
Sheridan: Then let me say, I'd like to see you in a different light... candlelight for instance... over dinner?
Delenn: Tonight?
Sheridan: Tomorrow we may be involved in another crisis, another battle... it's maybe the last chance we'll get for a while. You know, back home we have an old saying: Eat, drink and be marry for tomorrow we die.
Delenn: Humans can be a very depressing people.
Sheridan: Only if we get turned down for dinner.
Delenn: Well, we cannot have that, now can we?

diflight.wav

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Sheridan: I'd like to see you tonight.
Delenn: [laugh] Are you not seeing me now? I would think that you see me everytime we meet unless I have become translucent or insubstantial and nobody has thought to inform me until now...
Sheridan: Then let me say, I'd like to see you in a different light... candlelight for instance...

eatdrink.wav

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Sheridan: You know, back home we have an old saying: Eat, drink and be marry for tomorrow we die.
Delenn: Humans can be a very depressing people.
Sheridan: Only if we get turned down for dinner.
Delenn: Well, we cannot have that, now can we?

reports.zip

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Vir: Londo.
Londo: Ahhhh, greetings Vir. How was your flight?
Vir: Very good, I managed to get some sleep this time.
Londo: And how are things at the Royal court?
Vir: You know, collusion, politicing, scheming, innuendo, gossip... same old thing.
Londo: Good, good. And your reports? I assume they went over well?
Vir: Yes, uh, very well.
Londo: Did you tell them I helped you with your reports?
Vir: Oh, there was no need to, they noticed it right off...
Londo: Ah, well, good. Good.

yourwife.wav

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Lyndisty: Hello, Vir.
Londo: Is it not glorious, Vir? Your wife has come all this way just to see you!
Vir: Londo, I'm not married.
Londo: Not yet. But in a few days you will be. If you ask me she is far too good for you.

lyndisty.wav

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Londo: Her name is Lyndisty. And you'll be spending the rest of your life with her...

skills.wav

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Londo: If you see something, this big, with eight legs coming your way, let me know. I have to kill it before it develops language skills.

kisskill.wav

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Vir: If kisses could kill, that one would've flattened several small towns.

notsense.wav

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Ivanova: You're not making sense.
Vir: I imagine I'm not. But that's the kind of day I'm having...

flarn.zip

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Sheridan: I hope that's the right kind of table. I don't do a lot of entertaining here. I usually just grab a bite on my way in.
Delenn: Fine. I didn't come for the decour.
Sheridan: Well, I hope you didn't come for the cuisine either, because unlike Mr. Garibaldi, I am not exactly a gourmet cook. But, what I lack in finesse, I make up in... portions. - Barely eatable, but lots of it.
Delenn: Flarn.
Sheridan: Yeah. [chuckle]
Delenn: You learned to cook flarn?
Sheridan: Well, after I tried it at your place I found I kinda liked it. Uh, it might need a little saltz.
Delenn: Stop apologizing. Let's sit and eat.
Sheridan: I'm sorry, I just wanna make sure it's okay...
Delenn: It looks fine. [she tries it, chokes] I... I like that picture over there.
Sheridan: [falls for it] Oh yeah, it's a favorite of mine, too. So, how is the flarn? Enough salt?
Delenn: Just right.

portions.zip

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Sheridan: I hope that's the right kind of table. I don't do a lot of entertaining here. I usually just grab a bite on my way in.
Delenn: Fine. I didn't come for the decour.
Sheridan: Well, I hope you didn't come for the cuisine either, because unlike Mr. Garibaldi, I am not exactly a gourmet cook. But, what I lack in finesse, I make up in... portions. - Barely eatable, but lots of it.
Delenn: Flarn.
Sheridan: Yeah. [chuckle]
Delenn: You learned to cook flarn?
Sheridan: Well, after I tried it at your place I found I kinda liked it.

picture.wav

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Delenn: I like that picture over there.
Sheridan: [falls for it] Oh yeah, it's a favorite of mine, too.

hits_me.wav

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Vir: I just don't understand it. Everytime I show my face around here lately, somebody hits me. First G'Kar, then the riots, now this...

promise.wav

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Lyndisty: You've been the hero long enough today.
Vir: I've never been a hero before. I won't let them hurt you, Lyndisty, I promise.

intimate.wav

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Vir: What do women want when things get, uh, you know... intimate, you know?
Ivanova: Uhm, I really don't think that we should be having this conversation, Vir...

six.wav

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Vir: You see, we have six, we have six, you see. And each one is a different level of intimacy and pleasure. So, you know, first you have one and that's ya ya, then there's two and then by the time you get to five it's [gasping wildly].
Ivanova: Vir! I got it, I got it, I got it...

numeric.wav

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Ivanova: All I can say is, that enthusiasm, sincerity, genuine compassion and humor can carry you through any lack of prior experience with high numerical value.

six2.wav

length: 4s | size: 38KB

Ivanova: Six... wow...

intheair.zip

length: 76s | size: 374KB

Sheridan: [door chime] Come.
Delenn: I wanted to see how you were doing.
Sheridan: Ah, I had worse. I'm just sorry it interrupted our dinner...
Delenn: There will be other dinners but if you keep doing this you will get... killed one of these days and then there would be no more dinners...
Sheridan: It was happening right under my feet, I had to do something. Besides, I'm fine. Ouch.
Delenn: Here, let me...
Sheridan: [groan] Delenn, Delenn, listen. I have been dressing myself for a long time now -
Delenn: Yes, but your arm is strained and why put more strain on it. - I hear that when it happened - Vir was with a woman. Apparently they have to be married soon.
Sheridan: So I understand. Must be the shortest courtship on record - she just got here yesterday...
Delenn: Perhaps you should check the air recycling system. It may be as you say, something in the air.
Sheridan: Maybe there is at that. [near kiss, Ivanova... grrrr]
Ivanova: Captain, I .... oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
Sheridan: No, no, it's alright, it's alright... [NO IT'S NOT!]